Whoopass Lineup - Championship Edition

For all the marbles, the quid, the bragging rights.

QB: Cutler
RB: Chris Johnson
RB: Gore (dns Barber)
WR: Andre Johnson
WR: Calvin Johnson
WR: Vincent Jackson
TE: Shockey
K: Gostkowski
D: Giants

Lynchburg JD’s 2008 Playoff lineup

Due to the bastards at COX suckn cable decide to work in the area, I have a belated late coming post for tonights game in which we were never planning on using Denver Defense anyways,.... well here it is..... get drunk and win JD's

QB: Kurt Warner
RB: Jerious Norwood
RB: DeAngelo Williams
WR: Terrell Owens
WR: Hines Ward
WR: Brandon Marshall
TE: Todd Heap
K: Neil Rackers
Defense: Indianapolis

Someone has stolen a corpse....

... if anyone has seen the corpse of one Al Davis, please contact the DFL office. We used to know where the corpse was located, but it is not to be found there anymore.

Please, no false corpse sightings need be reported...

Edge~

Lynchburg JD’s 2008 Divisional Playoffs Lineup

QB: Kurt Warner
RB: Jerious Norwood
RB: DeAngelo Williams
WR: Terrell Owens
WR: Hines Ward
WR: Brandon Marshall
TE: Todd Heap
K: Neil Rackers
Defense: Indianapolis

Dreamin' Div Championship Lineup

And here....we....go!

QB: Eli "StudMuffin" Manning
RB: Thomas "Too-Tall" Jones
RB: Jonathan "Run, Run You Bastard" Stewart
WR: TJ "No Name Needed" Houshmanzadeh
WR: Derrick "Old Man of the Sea" Mason
WR: Domenik "Has it Really Come Down to This?" Hixon
TE: Cris "Not Christopher" Cooley
PK: John "Kicker" Carney DNP John "Kicker" Kasay
DF: Philadelphia "How Now Browns Cow" Eagles

And thank you to the DFL Commissioner for allowing us a week off. We had a great time windsurfing at Hood River, and surfing off the North Coast of Australia. It was Fabulous! We may even have pictures for you all. I mean, afterall, we DID take a cameraman with us.

Coach Beckham

Angola Divisional Playoff Linup

Well, here we are again. Another team I couldn't handle during the regular season, getting dominated twice. Will the third time be a charm again? I really hope so.

QB Aaron Rodgers
RB Adrian Peterson
RB Michael Turner
WR Devone Bess
WR Marvin Harrison
WR Roddy White
TE John Carlson
PK Nick Folk
DEF Baltimore

Whoopass Lineup - Playoffs

Here we are. Time to validate the season. Of course, this is the week where I have to start a RB combination that I never started throughout the season. Depth, don't fail me now!

QB: Cutler
RB: Chris Johnson
RB: Jones-Drew
WR: Andrew Johnson
WR: Calvin Johnson
WR: Vincent Jackson
TE: (not sure here - do I get Olsen's points, since he was my last starter?) - both were on Thurs night game. missed posting.
K: Gostkowski
D: Giants

Good luck, all.

Lynchburg JD’s Playoff lineup for week 14

Whisky River take my mind, Yee Haa!
I can just smell the vodka coming off therr breaths as they speakn in toung twisten language.
Kick fuck’n ass, it’s a whisky vs. vodka showdown just like in the back woods.
And now for an enjoyable outlook for this week. by the way, thanks to Chad, my son and I will be watching our boy Kurt vs. Rams reunion on Sunday.
and for your playoff starters:
QB: Kurt Warner
RB: Joseph Addai - "my knee hurts" won't step up to the plate this year. (DNS - Jerious Norwood)
RB: DeAngelo Williams
WR: Terrell Owens
WR: Hines Ward
WR: Brandon Marshall
TE: Todd Heap
K: Neil Rackers
Defense: Indianapolis

Let the shots be gone!

Celt's Wildcard Playoff Lineup for Week 14

Well now.... 3rd matchup of the year against Angola. They made a valiant effort in the most recent contest, after the blowout loss suffered in Week 2, but it was still a loss. I guess if it's "3rd times the charm", then I'll be waiting for next year's draft, but I'm hoping for the "3 strikes, y'er out" scenario to send 'em packing.

Interesting matchups this week. We hate to "take a flyer" in a playoff game, but we really don't have much choice. We're going with the oft-maligned (and for good reason) Mr Thigpen at QB versus the mediocre Denver defense, the newly acquired Mr Hillis (assuming his hangnail gets repaired) against the even more mediocre KC defense, and the stalwart TB defense, even though it's a road game.

The complete roster is as follows:

QB T Thigpen
RB R. Brown
RB P. Hillis (dnp B Westbrook (dnp C Buckhalter)) ridiculous, I know, but it's a playoff game
WR R Moss
WR A Boldin (dnp K Curtis)
WR S Breaston
TE T Gonzalez
KI K Brown
Def TB Buccaneers

If it works to get me to the rubber-match w/ Bigcanov, then I'm a genius. And if not, then we'll give the corn-dog vendor to Russia so their annual post season torture party can get started.

Edge~

Angola Wildcard Playoff Lineup

Well, here we are again, in what seems to be the annual 3rd meeting with the Celts. They've already thrashed me twice this year, hope this one turns out different, and is the beginning to another playoff run.

QB Aaron Rodgers
RB Adrian Peterson
RB Michael Turner
WR Lee Evans
WR DeSean Jackson
WR Roddy White
TE Tony Scheffler
PK Nick Folk
DEF Baltimore

Russia Playoff Lineup!

Sweet Christmas Jones, for the first time in for-fucking-ever the Revolution head office hasn't had to celebrate the end of another fruitless season with mass executions, firing squads, and kangaroo courts in Red Square!

Unfortunately, because our largest industry --- coffinmaking and burial services --- rather depends on this usually dependable spike in sales every year, this means that our economy is now in the toilet.

Eh, who needs to eat when we've got football?!? Send in the rookies! Also, Willie Fucking Parker.

QB --- Matt Ryan
RB --- Steve Slaton
RB --- Willie Parker (DNS BenJarvus Green-Ellis)
WR --- Larry Fitzgerald
WR --- Greg Jennings
WR --- Dwayne Bowe
TE ---- Owen Daniels
K ----- Robbie Gould
D ----- Dallas

PLAYOFF REMINDER

Defenses are the tiebreakers this year; no need to name a playoff tie-breaker.