A giant blow to douchebag Pats fans everywhere

I'd like to, in some way, console all the Pats fans out there. And as soon as I'm done laughing I'll think about it.

What happened Pats fans?

[Door flies open, rose petals scatter forth while celestial music plays]



Tom Brady: You would be well advised to make an inquiryyyyyyyyy

(Some will get this, some won't. Oh well.)